So i did this thing on tumblr with my mom and these are the results
pirates of hawaii
your mom made an attempt
Billie Piper | AwesomeCon 2014
I TALKED TO HER
SHE SAID I WAS SWEET
anonymous asked: chris hemsworth or tom hiddleston?
is this where I start the conversation?
HA! I see you follow me!
I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends
Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?
The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.
There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.
Dying. They are too cute.
I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke
Hello, old friend, and here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well, and were very happy. And above all else, know that we will love you, always. Sometimes I do worry about you, though. I think once we’re gone, ‘you won’t be coming back here for a while, and you might be alone, which you should never be.
D o n ’ t b e a l o n e , D o c t o r.
okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.
"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"
the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.
aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.
Top 50 Vine Scare Cam
I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah
LOOK. this shit is IT.
g o o o o o o d b y e
"Nice to meet ya shank, welcome to the Glade.”